Halloween: My Thoughts on the Matter.

Werewolves, put away those sherpened claws and give your rival vampires a heart felt hug. Vampires, embrace your enemy Werewolf; don’t bite neck but kiss his cheek. For it is Halloween, and it’s time to carve that pumkin and fill it with Dots and Circus peanuts for all the visiting children.

Ladies, let’s not whore it up too much this year, ok? I’m pretty sure a nurse would not wear that on any hospital ward. I’m pretty sure Alice in Wonderland did look like an Atlantic City harlot. Men, let’s retire the Jason masks this time around. I’m thinking no really cares if strong silent typed Jason Vorhees will be after them this year. They’re probably more concerned that creepo with the glow-in-the-dark hockey mask working in that overpriced haunted “Terror Forrest” who rubbed against them and swiped their new iPhone G3.

This will be on a my wall, in my children’s home:

“As for our house, we Trick or Treat, not just settle for just a meastly Church fall festivals.”

I think if there was ever to be an actaul live action Nightmare Before Christmas, I think Michael Jackson should be Jack Skellington. Why? Because he is the actual King of Halloween town. Proof?

1. Neverland raunch = creepy = Halloween Town
2. Thriller
3. Neighter Jack nor Jacko have noses. Gamepoint and matc